Mobile Phone Performance/Lecture

• Please leave your mobile phone switched on
• If your phone rings, answer and inform the caller you are in a lecture
• The duration of the performance will be one hour and fifteen minutes
• I will silently present a portfolio of projects
• I will play music from my Ipod on shuffle
• I will take questions via my mobile phone
• I will be silent unless answering a question
• For the performance to progress it is reliant upon you asking questions
• I will skip forward to another track if I don't like a particular song
• If the discussion gets boring please call and interrupt
• I will be editing questions and only answering good ones
• My number is +44 (0)7811 177965

Thank you Daniel Eatock

This text was printed on A4 sheets and handed to people as they entered the theatre.

First performed:
Thursday 13 November 2003
Central Saint Martins College of Art and Design Cochran Theatre, London

If you would like to commission this lecture for a College/School/University call my mobile.